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Captain Bill Desk Plaques
Captain Bill Desk Plaques
Captain Bill Desk Plaques
Captain Bill Desk Plaques
Captain Bill Desk Plaques

Captain Bill Desk Plaques

Item Code: captbilldesk
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This pilot's desk plaque is the perfect gift for a pilot or addition to any decor. This sign pays tribute to the aviator in a fun way, with a short message from Capt. Bill that'll make anyone smile! Simply choose which message you'd like your plaque to display! 5"(H) x 4"(W) x 1-3/4"(D)

Messages:

High Wing, Low Wing:

Which is better, high wing or low? That'll get an argument started! It really doesn't matter, you know, as long as you land the same as departed! -Capt. Bill

Out of Gas:

At two thousand feet with ten miles to go. Suddenly silence kicks you like a mule. Remember that airport a half hour back? You really should have stopped for fuel! -Capt. Bill

Roses/Thorns:

Become a peaceful member of the world, you'll receive roses without match. Insist on being a belligerent rogue, we'll deliver every thorn in the patch! -Capt. Bill

Wheels Up:

The checkride was smooth and professional too, the final approach, a source of pride. Then the clicking and scraping remind you, that the wheels are still up inside! -Capt. Bill